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"Milk, Tre?"

Jun. 1st, 2007 | 03:13 pm

John: They're showing close-ups of Sir Alan's secretary.
James: I've never heard it called that before!
John: Ha ha!  Tre lives to fight another day.
James: That's going to be on his grave stone.
John: Man, you're on fire tonight!
James: The announcer should have said 'Tre lives to fight another Tre'  and cut to him fighting himself outside the boardroom.
John: And Cadbury should release limited edition Milk Tre, with the box in the shape of his face.

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Welcome to the 21st century

May. 30th, 2007 | 08:16 pm
music: Boards of Canada - Constants are Changing

So fucking awesome.

Hover cars aren't here, hover wheelchairs aren't here, but that is.  I've just been going around the various McDonalds in San Francisco.

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James Starkey's new blog

May. 4th, 2007 | 12:25 pm
music: Kioki - Do and Don't for Love (Hefner remix)

Do you want more James Starkey?  Are you fascinated by 5 of 6?  Go to my new blog and get your little James fix!

http://5of6.com/

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feelin' fine

Apr. 26th, 2007 | 02:42 am

I've been working on a song for about three hours now, and I feel good!  I think it's almost done.  It isn't a song for my EP, which is slightly depressing, but any music is good for me.

I slept 5 hours last night, and I'm practically dead.  So goodnight!

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A poll

Apr. 18th, 2007 | 03:31 pm
music: The Cinematic Orchestra - Child Song

I need to start writing again, and I'm not sure what to do. So I made a poll. Tick any boxes you deem relevant.

What should James do?

Make an effort with his new blog.
1(25.0%)
Restart The Spoon.
0(0.0%)
Commit suicide.
0(0.0%)
Nothing at all.
1(25.0%)
Write a weekly column for worldsex.com.
0(0.0%)
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(no subject)

Apr. 4th, 2007 | 08:06 pm

Yesterday was a bad day, and today wasn't much better.  I:

  • Slept two hours last night.
  • Spent £45 at Pizza Express.
  • Spent £20 on Jim Beam.
  • Spent five hours in town.
  • Didn't buy any trainers.
  • Made an eye-test appointment.
  • Looked for a tweed jacket.
  • Put a Regina Spektor CD in front of other CDs at Virgin.
  • Looked for a  Cat Stevens LP.
  • Made numerous witty remarks, each more numerous and witty than the last.
  • Looked for Cherry Pepsi.
The end.

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(no subject)

Mar. 27th, 2007 | 04:03 pm

"Fernando James, you’re twenty-two years old and you’re spending Saturday afternoon in bed with a girl. You’re wasting your life."
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Another in my series of shit journal entries

Mar. 12th, 2007 | 08:06 pm

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Mar. 10th, 2007 | 01:44 pm

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Music

Mar. 6th, 2007 | 01:06 pm

It's so hard,  When is it going to start flowing again?  This sucks balls.  I'm not even any good yet I have writer's block.

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